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                                       Please, what do we call this kinda hairstyle???

Man cries out on Facebook after friends bedded his wife to get him a job

A Harare man has cried out on Facebook after his wife confessed to bedding two men in a bid to help him secure a job.

Charlene Dzokese (24) said she cheated with Crisis in Zimbabwe Coalition boss, Phillan Zamchiya and her husband’s best friend Beloved Chiweshe. Dzokese said her husband, Mehluli Dube had been unemployed since 2004 and Zamchiya and Chiweshe had promised to help him.

 Mehluli discovered the love affair last Wednesday when he rummaged through his wife’s WhatsApp chats.These affairs had been running concurrently since last year November. “Indeed I cheated on Mehluli not that I wanted to but I had no choice, we have been suffering for years now and we have a minor to fend for.

I know how hard life can be because at some point I once stayed in the streets and I am an orphan, I only want the best for my son. “So when his best friend presented me that he would get my husband a job and his former boss Zamchiya promised to get him something at Crisis in Zimbabwe Coalition where he is the director, I jumped at it,’ she said.

“Chiweshe knew that I was going out with Zamchiya and we would arrange to meet in town and at times he would come to our home in Zimre Park when Mehluli was away,”

Dzokese said. Dzokese and Mehluli have been married for three years and Mehluli says his wife was a victim of circumstances and he will make sure that his colleagues will pay for what they did.

“I have known Chiweshe since 2003, he has been my best friend since then and what he did really broke me down.
 “I have been Zamchiya’s right hand man since last year when he took over directorship at Crisis in Zimbabwe Coalition. “I still have my son to think about so I have decided to forgive my wife and sort out our differences but I have decided to take legal route to deal with Zamchiya and Chiweshe,”said Mehluli.

 Source: H metro

Buy this James Bond-level amphibious Lamborghini super car

You can walk into a Lamborghini dealership and easily plunk down $200,000 for one of the Italian super cars.
Or you can click over to eBay and pick up a Lambo lookalike for a lot less. What's the catch, you say? Well, it needs a little work. But on the plus side, it's amphibious and you'll feel like James Bond behind the wheel.
The car, dubbed the Z1A, is up on eBay as a classified ad rather than an auction. The asking price is £18,995, which works out to about $27,000 or AU$35,300. You will need to arrange your own international shipping if you don't live in the UK. The Z1A is a one-off vehicle with a composite body molded from a Lamborghini Countach 5000QV, but with a re-styled nose. Real Countachs have quite a history.
The first production cars arrived in 1974 and posters of the striking scissor-doors vehicles graced the walls of many car fans. The ad description notes the "build cost was horrendous!" The bargain-basement price is due in part to it needing some attention after being in storage for some time. It's missing its seats and needs some paint in places, along with new mirrors and carpet. There's also an issue with the fuel line and the whole car needs some major servicing before it will be ready to drive or swim.
The Z1A was originally built by SeaRoader, a company specializing in amphibious vehicles. There are some details you won't find in a regular super car, like hydraulic activators that lift the wheels for water use and a smoke ejector, which should come in handy when you're in the middle of a super-spy car chase.
 There are a lot of possibilities for what you could do with this car. I vote for parking it in a pool in your backyard and transforming it into a martini (shaken, not stirred) wet bar.

 (Via Neatorama)

Unknown Gunmen Attack, Kidnap Channels TV Journalist in Owerri

The journalist, Mr. Tope Kutiyi, a correspondent with the Channels Television, in the early hours of Monday was kidnapped by unknown armed men at his residence in Federal Housing Estate, Umuguma area of Imo state, Vanguard reports.
 The hoodlums were said to have scaled through the fence of his residence and whisked him away to an unknown destination.
Confirming the incident, the state Commissioner of Police, CP, Mr. Taiwo Lakanu, said the Command was already at work to unravel those behind the crime.

Cynthia Morgan's stolen white Range Rover found by Lagos Police (photos)

Lagos state command operatives has recovered Dancehall star Cynthia Morgan's stolen white Range Rover SUV.
It was recovered yesterday night April 11th from a mechanic's workshop in Ojodu area of Lagos.
The vehicle was stolen on 12th of March. The police said the SUV will be released back to Cynthia shortly...
 

Entertainer proud of Nigerian artistes’ achievements so far

A multi-talented entertainer, Charles Granville, has commended Nigerian artistes for their achievements in the entertainment industry so far.
Granville told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos on Tuesday that he was also proud of both the music and movies produced by the artistes being enjoyed all over the world today.
“Those of us in the music industry are proud of what is happening today, we haven’t won international awards yet, but we will get there.” “If you go to London and you enter into a club, you will hear them play their songs and then they would go Nigerian and you will see the white guys singing our songs, they don’t know what it means, but they are singing and they are dancing to it.”
 “And that makes me a lot proud to be a Nigerian, at least, we have something good coming out of Nigeria. “So it’s just a matter of time before the musicians will start getting Grammy(s), and then it’s just a matter of time too before the movie producers will start getting Oscars.
“So it has to do with a lot of work over time and then again submission, knowing when they are asking for entries and then submit your works and then hopefully the works will get nominated and then we’ll take it from there.
“So it happens, it will happen in a matter of time, we just need to keep doing what we are doing but do it better and open the market to the international market as well and then with time, I believe that it is going to happen.’’
 NAN reports that Granville is a Lagos based Pop-Gospel artiste, some of his popular tracks include; “By my side’’, “The king is Coming’’, and “Angel’’ among others. The versatile artiste has also featured in a Nollywood movie titled “Road to Yesterday’’. He is also the organiser of the annual Gospel music fiesta, “Shabach’’.

Source: 20read

Messi: Barcelona Continue To Believe

Lionel Messi says Barcelona continue to believe in themselves, despite losing two matches in a row. Barcelona dropped points after back-to-back losses and a draw, putting them three points ahead of Atleti.

 The defending champions’ lead at the summit has been cut to three points as a result, with Atletico Madrid in increasingly close pursuit. Atleti are the opposition on Wednesday as European champions Barca look to turn their 2-1 first-leg advantage into a passage to the Champions League semi-finals. And Messi insists Barca will not allow their season to collapse, posting on Facebook: “Our mindset remains the same.

We work hard all year to have a chance of winning trophies at the end of the season. “We continue to believe in ourselves.” Barca still remain on course to retain the treble they won last season, with Sevilla awaiting in next month’s Copa del Rey final.

PRICELESS GESTURE; The Kenyan Elite Runner with A Heart of Gold (PHOTO)

I cried when I stumbled upon the lovely  picture. It is not all about winning. Little kindness is worth more than thousands of dollars.

Nigerian Goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama Enjoys Video Game With Son & His Wife During a Trip

Former Super Eagles captain, Vincent Enyeama was seen enjoying a father and son time with his child in a new Instagram photo.
 Enyeama on Thursday, April 7 shared a photo of him and his son playing video game. In the photo both father and son can be seen focusing on the game with control pads on their hands.

‘Hello my friends’ the Lille goalkeeper captioned the photo in French. Enyeama and his wife of 15 years, Promise have three children together-a son and two daughters.

His wife, Promise shared a photo of herself and the goalkeeper with the caption “Bye London! I had a great time.”
 Enyeama also shared a photo of himself and his wife during the trip

347 killed in December 12 Shiite/Army clash —Kaduna govt

Kaduna State Government, yesterday, said 347 persons were killed during the December 12 Shiite/Nigerian Army clash in Zaria.

The Secretary to the State Government, SSG, Alhaji Balarabe Lawal, disclosed this in a government submission at the ongoing public hearing of the Judicial Commission of Inquiry into the clash. Lawal, who led six government witnesses before the panel, said that 191 corpses were taken from the Nigerian Army Depot, Zaria, and were buried in Mando area in Kaduna. He said 156 corpses were also conveyed from Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital, ABUTH, Zaria, to the same Mando area.

 The state government said the corpses were committed into a mass grave at the Mando area jointly supervised by the state government officials and about 40 men of the Nigerian Army, led by an officer with the rank of a Major. The SSG said 189 suspects were being prosecuted for alleged involvement in the Zaria crisis while one suspect had died in custody. He said the state government had received several security reports from the Directorate of State Service, DSS, on the activities of the movement.

 According to him, several measures had been taken to address the situation before it finally escalated into the clash with the Nigerian Army. Another witness and Director-General, Kaduna State Interfaith Agency, Mr. Namadi Musa, said the mass burial was conducted on December 14 and 15, respectively, and it took the officials about six hours to complete the burial. Musa said while six tonnes of Mercedes tippers conveyed the 191 corpses from the ABUTH, the Army used three heavy duty trucks to convey corpses from the Zaria Army Depot. “The mass burial was authorised through a warrant of burial obtained from a Kaduna Chief Magistrate’s Court in Kaduna,” he said. The state government blamed some of the lapses and the excesses of the movement on the laxity of the previous government which did not take serious action to curtail the activities of the sect.

On alleged demolition of buildings and structures of the IMN leader, the witnesses said that the demolitions were based on recommendations of a committee set up by the state government. The witnesses, including officials of KASUPDA, KAPWA and the state ministry of Works, Transport and Housing, told the panel that several other structures belonging to individuals had been demolished due to poor building specifications and standards. Mrs. Saratu Haruna, General Manager, KASUPDA; Mr. Namadi Musa, D-G Interfaith Agency; and Prof. Adamu Ahmed, Deputy CMD, ABUTH, appeared before the panel.

Senate gives Buhari final warning over budget 2016

Lagos-Calabar rail

ABUJA—The Senate, yesterday, gave what it described as a final warning to the presidency on its dealings with the legislative branch of government, affirming that it would no longer tolerate the presidency blaming the legislature for its failures. The assertion which was a direct fallout from brickbats over the removal of the Calabar – Lagos rail project from the final budget, came as presidency officials, yesterday, affirmed that the rail project was in the budget but removed by the committees of Appropriation in the Senate and the House of Representatives.

 The Senate, last night, in a sternly worded statement urged President Muhammadu Buhari to sign the budget bill and not distract Nigerians from what it claimed were acts of blackmail on the part of the executive arm. The statement singled out Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi for blame, asking him to apologise for seeking to pitch one section of the country against the other and asked him to resign if he cannot show evidence of the inclusion of the projects in the original budget as presented by the president. Senate’s final warning The statement issued by Senate spokesman, Senator Abdullahi read in part: “While the executive is mandated to prepare and lay before the National Assembly a proposed budget detailing projects to be executed, it should be made clear that the responsibility and power of appropriation lie with the National Assembly.

 If the presidency expects us to return the budget proposal to them without any adjustments, then some people must be living in a different era and probably have not come to terms with democracy. “We make bold to say, however, that the said Lagos-Calabar rail project was not included in the budget proposal presented to the National Assembly by President Muhammadu Buhari, and we challenge anyone who has any evidence to the contrary to present such to Nigerians. “Since the beginning of the 2016 budget process, it is clear that the National Assembly has suffered all manners of falsehood, deliberate distortion of facts, and outright blackmail, deliberately aimed at poisoning the minds of the people against the institution of the National Assembly.

We have endured this with equanimity in the overall interest of Nigerians. Even when the original submission was surreptitiously swapped and we ended up having two versions of the budget, which was almost incomprehensible and heavily padded in a manner that betrays lack of coordination and gross incompetence, we refused to play to the gallery and instead helped the Executive to manage the hugely embarrassing situation it has brought upon itself; but enough is enough. “This latest antics of this particular minister of transportation, Rotimi Amaechi, is reckless, uncalled for and dangerously divisive.

 Apart from setting the people of the southern part of the country against their northern compatriots, it potentially sets the people against their lawmakers from the concerned constituencies and sets the lawmakers against themselves. This manner of reprehensible mischief has no place in a democracy. We hereby demand from Mr. Amaechi a publicly tendered apology if he is not able to show evidence that the Lagos-Calabar rail project was included in the budget. Otherwise, he should resign forthwith. “Finally, by the provision of Section 81 (4) (a) and (b) of the constitution, the President is allowed to sign the budget and kick-start the implementation of the other areas that constitute over 90 per cent of the budget where there is agreement between both arms, even as we engage ourselves to resolve the contentious areas, if there were any.

 We, therefore, maintain that even these contrived discrepancies are not sufficient excuse not to sign the budget into law. “We, therefore, urge President Buhari to sign the 2016 budget without any further delay. For every additional day that the president withholds his assent from the bill, the hardship in the land, which is already becoming intolerable for the masses of our people gets even more complicated. Certainly, as primary representatives of the people, we shall not vacate our responsibility and watch the people continue to suffer unduly.”
 The statement followed an earlier press conference where the Senate spokesman also claimed ignorance of the presence of the projects in the budget presented by the president. House spokesman, Namdas at a press conference also, yesterday, accused Amaechi of bringing the Calabar – Lagos rail project to the National Assembly through the back door.

 According to him, the report that the project was removed, and its budget appropriated for the completion of the Lagos-Kano rail project was misleading and intended to set the Southern and Northern parts of the country against each other. Meanwhile, fresh insights into how political infighting in the All Progressives Congress, APC, and ego by senior officials of the National Assembly led to the extraction of the Lagos – Calabar rail project and other key infrastructure projects of the administration from budget 2016 have been unveiled.
 At the centre of the controversy, yesterday, were the chairmen of Senate and House of Representatives committees on Appropriation, Senator Danjuma Goje and Abdulmumin Jibrin.

 The reports of the two committees on Land Transport, Vanguard learned, contained proposals for the Lagos – Calabar and Kaduna – Idu rail projects which were both removed by the committees of appropriation in both chambers. Vanguard is in possession of a text message purportedly sent to committee chairmen in the House of Representatives by Jibrin, asking them to defend whatever controversy could arise from the action in the media. President Muhammadu Buhari and Senate President Bukola Saraki Presidency officials were peeved by the fact that the legislature had seemingly removed the carpet from under President Muhammadu Buhari’s feet, given the fact that the action was done just as he was about leaving for China to negotiate foreign assistance necessary to fast-track the projects.
 Senate spokesman, Abdullahi Sabi and his House of Reps counterpart, Abdulrazak Namdas, yesterday, rebuffed assertions that the Calabar – Lagos rail project was removed, saying in separate fora to journalists that the item was not in the initial proposal submitted by the president.

 They also alleged that the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi only brought it to the attention of the legislators after the president’s presentation. Lagos-Calabar rail project in budget — Ashafa Meanwhile, the Senate Committee Chairman on Land Transportation, Senator Gbenga Ashafa, maintained that the railway project was accommodated in the budget but was surprised that it was removed.
 Senator Ashafa said: “I confirm that the Lagos to Calabar rail line was not in the original document that was presented to the National Assembly by the Executive. However, subsequently at the budget defence session before the Senate Committee on Land Transport, the Minister for Transport, Rotimi Amaechi, did inform the committee of the omission of the Lagos to Calabar rail modernisation project and indeed sent a supplementary copy of the ministry’s budget to the committee which contained the said project.

The Minister noted that the amount needed for the counterpart funding for both the Lagos to Kano and Lagos to Calabar rail modernisation projects was N120 billion, being N60 billion per project. “While the committee did not completely agree with all the changes made in the subsequent document, being fully aware of the critical importance of the rail sector to the development of our dear country, distinguished members of the Senate Committee on Land transport keyed into the laudable (Lagos to Calabar, rail modernisation) project and found ways of appropriating funds for the project without exceeding the envelope provided for the ministry, he said.
 Ashafa continued: “In so doing, the committee observed that the Lagos to Kano rail rehabilitation project had been allocated the sum of N52 billion as against the sum of N60 billion which the Hon. Minister requested as counterpart funding while no allocation whatsoever was made for the Lagos to Calabar rail line.
 “Hence, the sum of N54 billion that was discovered by the Senate Committee on Land Transport to be floating in the budget of the Ministry of Transportation as presented by the Executive was injected into augmenting the funds needed for counterpart funding of both projects (Lagos to Kano and Lagos to Calabar Rail modernisation), as at the time the committee defended its report before the senate committee on Appropriation.

 “The Lagos to Calabar rail modernisation project was, therefore, included in the Senate Committee on Land Transport’s recommendation to the Senate Committee on Appropriations.
 “With regard to the Idu to Kaduna rail completion, the Senate Committee on Land Transport did not interfere with what was provided for in the budget as sent by the executive, being approximately N18 billion hence I am equally surprised to read on the pages of the newspapers that the amount allocated to the said project was reduced by N8 billion. “While I would have preferred to wait till Tuesday, April 12, 2016 (today) when the National Assembly reconvenes in order to have the benefit of viewing the details of the budget that was conveyed to the executive as passed, I am compelled to place the facts in proper perspective as it relates to the activities of the Senate Committee on Land Transport.
“Without prejudice to the considerations and powers of the Senate Committee on Appropriations with regard to the appropriations process, the foregoing is the true reflection of what transpired at the committee level with respect to the Land Transport sector of the Ministry of Transport,”Ashafa said. Vanguard learned, yesterday, that besides geopolitical interests, the removal of the Lagos – Calabar rail project from Budget 2016 was done partly to spite Amaechi supposedly for distancing himself from his former colleagues in the Senate, notably senators Bukola Saraki and Danjuma Goje. “Amaechi was told by associates in the Senate that Goje was not happy with him and that he had teamed up with the Buhari people against his former colleagues in the Governors’ Forum,” a Presidency official conversant with the issue said.

 The source further revealed that on account of the information, Amaechi had to visit Goje to solicit his help on the passage of the budget proposals of the Ministry of Transportation. Amaechi and his key aides were part of the president’s delegation to China and efforts to reach his media assistant; Mr. Dave Iyofor were unsuccessful. A top presidency official stated that the Calabar-Lagos railway project alongside the Lagos – Kano rail project was included in the draft budget of the Ministry submitted to the Budget Office.
The official challenged the House of Representatives and the Senate to produce the report of their respective submissions to the NASS if they insist that the project was not included in the budget. The officer said: “When the budget was collated by the Budget Office, and copies sent back to the respective ministries for perusal, it was noticed that the Coastal Rail Project was erroneously omitted at the compilation stage, although the total amount did not change.
 “The Transportation Ministry immediately, through a memo, drew the attention of the Budget and National Planning Ministry to the omission and it was corrected in the amended version which the Minister took to the National Assembly and defended,” he said. He insisted that it was the amended copy that the team from Ministry defended before the National Assembly and not the one that had the error. Another presidency official who spoke to Vanguard also confirmed that the issue over the erroneous submission made was trashed out between the president and the National Assembly leadership.
The National Assembly leadership, the source said, asked the ministers to proceed to the committee levels to harmonise the differences between the initial submission and the corrected version, an issue that stoked the reports of a fake budget allegedly attributed to Senator Enang.

Vanguard learned that although members of the Appropriation Committee of the House of Representatives raised some issues about an assumed duplication of the project because both the Lagos – Kano and Calabar – Lagos had the same figure of N60bn each in the allocation, Amaechi explained that there were two different projects that would be funded through the assistance of the Chinese government. According to the ministry, the sum of N80bn was also provided in the same amended version for all other rail projects indicated.
The source said Amaechi even met with the Chairman of the Appropriation Committee in the Senate, Senator Danjuma Goje, who was his colleague as state governor, on the two strategic rail projects; and also with the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Transportation, Senator Gbenga Ashafa, and the projects were clearly explained after which they were appropriately reflected in the Senate Transportation Committee report to the Appropriation Committee. “That may be reason the Senate Committee Chairman on Appropriation has been quiet since the controversy started because he cannot claim ignorance of the issue.”

 The source challenged the Senate to produce the Transportation Committee report that was submitted.
The source also drew attention to the fact that the House of Representatives Appropriation Committee Chairman, Jibrin admitted that the Transport Ministry budget overshot by N54bn and queried if they were sincere, why the Ministry’s attention was never drawn to it during the several interactions they had with the National Assembly committees; but decided to distribute the funds to projects which were either not included anywhere in the budget nor provided for elsewhere. He also queried why the allocation for Kano Airport jumped from N60bn to the N92bn reflected in the details sent to the President. “Since Jibrin was referring people to the original budget, let him also show the people where either N60bn or N92bn was reflected in the original budget for the Lagos–Kano rail project?” he insisted.

 It was also noted that provisions were made elsewhere in the budget for the rehabilitation of major airports in the country and would not know why the legislators decided to take the money apparently meant for the coastal rail project to allocate for security and football fields, wondering what connection such projects had with the ministry of transportation. Meanwhile, a text message allegedly sent out by Jibrin to select committee chairmen to defend the extraction of the Calabar–Lagos rail project was, yesterday, in circulation.
 The text read in part: “To all Hon Chairmen and Dep Chairmen of Standing Committees: As you are aware, we have transmitted details of budget 2016. After consultation with the leadership of both Chambers, the reports of all standing Committees were sustained in the details. Though all items submitted by Committees were retained, you will see additional inputs that were necessary to be accommodated via little cuts. You are therefore enjoined to be prepared to justify reports both in media and elsewhere; in case, the executive arm disagrees. We are already justifying your reports, but you must join in doing so, especially in the media…”

 Source: Vanguard

Rukky Sanda flaunts belly in sexy crop top and skirt while Mocheddah stuns in new photos

She’s effortlessly sexy!

The singer showed off  belly and henna…lovely

FIFA threatens to ban Nigeria again over Pinnick’s sack

Pinnick

The Federation of International Football Associations (FIFA), has warned the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), that it will be suspended if Amaju Pinnick is removed as president.

 In a letter addressed to Pinnick dated April 11, 2016, FIFA warned that if last week’s decision of the Federal High Court in Jos is allowed to stand, it will be considered a5 an interference in the internal affairs of the NFF.

 “The decision of the Federal High Court in Jos, if implemented, would likely be considered as an interference in the internal affairs of the NFF and the case would be brought to the highest authorities of FIFA for consideration of sanctions, including the suspension of the NFF,” the letter read in part.

“We would Iike to remind you that according to articles 13 and 17 of the FIFA Statutes, all members associations have to manage their affairs independently and with no influence from third parties In addition and according to article 68 of the FIFA Statutes, recourse to ordinary courts of Iaw is prohibited unless specifically provided for in the FIFA regulations.

“Furthermore, it is the duty of each member association to ensure that these provisions are implemented by its members and possibly take sanctions against those which fail to respect these obligations.”

 It further announced it will begin hearing into the case brought against the NFF on May 30.

Paul Okoye (Rude Boy) celebrates son’s birthday with adorable photos

One half of PSquare, Paul Okoye’s son Andre is a year older today…

The proud dad wrote

"Happy birthday 🎉Andre nonso okoye👑🎂🎼🍭🙏 More blessings and God’s mercies as you grow everyday🙏 may he continue to guide and protect you my king👑 I love you son❤️❤️❤️my hero"

Hilarious!!! PDP supporters claim the Bible warned Nigerians about APC!!!

Even the Bible warned us about APC, but we obviously don't read our bible.

 Open to Proverbs 24 vs 21 & 22...


 "21: My son, fear the Lord, and fear the king as well; do not associate with those that say 'CHANGE'.

 "22: For their calamity comes quickly ... and the disaster they both may bring"

 This Post first appeared on this blog.